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Shadowboxer (2005)
Shadowboxer
A late-career change of heart leads to a dangerous life on the run for two seasoned assassins whose complex relationship masks a dark past in Shadowboxer, Lee Daniels‘ pulpy film noir. But when Rose is diagnosed with terminal cancer; she decides to carry out one final killing.
Sounds like a good idea and a great cast; Helen Mirren, Cuba Gooding, Stephen Dorff.
Unfortunately, it fails miserably. Even the fine acting can’t save this creepy, icky flick.
Violence, sex….it only merits the half star on the Word of Mouth Scale because of the great cast…and Cuba Gooding’s great backside 
Rotten Tomatoes: Critics 19%; Audience 40%
Beyond The Sea (2004)
Beyond The Sea
It gets half a lip for the times it made me laugh, even if it was unintentional
I was intrigued when I heard Kevin Spacey was making a movie about Bobby Darin – Spacey is a good actor, Darin is an interesting subject..ought to be good, right? WRONG!
Beyond The Sea is possibly the worst movie I have seen in the last 10 years. Possibly worse than a bunch of movies I haven’t seen. In fact, I think the only way to make this movie worse would have been to cast Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez in it.
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